Just A Few Words...

Welcome to my blog, which is designed to give information and inside gossip about The Furry Tale Chronicles, my rom-com series. The first book, If The Shoe Fits, releases with Crimson Romance in April 2013.

Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Z is for...

Zips

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Ella has a problem with zips
And buttons, and sandals and slips.
She'd like to undo
More than just one or two
But usually ends up having trips!


I'm also blogging over at Princess of Procrastination for the April A-Z. Please stop by!

Monday, 29 April 2013

Y is for...

Yay, Yay, Release Day!



When hoping to publish your book
You need something to use as a 'hook'
I tried this and that
But went with a cat
To find out some more, take a look...


Life isn’t a fairy tale… except when it is.

There’s nothing wrong with Ella Gibson’s life— it just isn’t very exciting, despite being surrounded by lingerie. Working for Cardiff’s top modelling agency should have been glamorous, but most of the time Ella is running around with memos and cups of coffee. It’s a far cry from living the dream, but skirting the edge of her fantasy life is enough.

Then comes the day when her cat starts to talk, claiming to be Ella’s fairy godmother. As if that weren’t crazy enough, the pesky puss becomes a fashion advisor and behavioral expert, too. Add an evil ex-stepmother, a hunk called Charming, plus a looming party-cum-ball, and you have all the elements of a classical fairy tale. There’s even a couple of ugly sisters—the fact that they are two gorgeous gay men being neither here nor there.

Ella’s not your typical fairy-tale princess though, and it will take more than a discarded glass slipper to get her man. It’s quite possible she may have to curb her enthusiasm for cursing a wee bit, not to mention her love of vodka. And can Muse, her surprisingly straight-laced feline friend, overcome her prudishness long enough for Ella to sneak a kiss or three with her intended beau?

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Release day is here!!! Can't believe my book baby is finally available, and that my prudish pussy cat is now unleashed, ready to amuse (and possibly scare) the world at large! For those of you who take a chance on this, first and foremost, you have my heartfelt thanks!! Second - I hope you find the story as funny and snort-worthy as I did when I wrote it! Definitely the best time I've ever had writing something, and hopefully the reading experience will be as laugh-inducing as the writing of it was!

*hugs to all*

I'm also blogging over at Princess of Procrastination for the April A-Z. Please drop by!!

Saturday, 27 April 2013

X is for...

Xerography 

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To make copies is Ella's main duty
A job that's in no way a beauty.
The office PCs
Often break down with ease,
And Ella is rushed off her booty!


I'm also blogging over at Princess of Procrastination for the April A-Z. Please drop by!

Friday, 26 April 2013

W is for...

Window

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When looking through panes of glass
You might think that the scene is crass
But do not despair -
Sight may be impaired!
And good things can still come to pass! 


I'm also blogging over at Princess of Procrastination for the April A-Z. Please stop by!

Thursday, 25 April 2013

V is for...

Voluptuous

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Ella's proud of her ample chest
And doesn't mind the odd joke or jest
But do it with charm,
Don't use slimy smarm!
Be witty, not smutty, that's best!


I'm also blogging over at Princess of Procrastination for the April A-Z. Please drop by!

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

U is for...

Uh-oh

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When Ella keeps having mishaps
She tends to yell out 'Oh crap!'
Muse replies: "Oh, dear no -
You should say 'uh-oh'!"
But Ella will have none of that!


I'm also blogging over at Princess of Procrasination for the April A-Z. Please drop by!

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

T is for...

Tartan

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Ugly sisters aren't meant to be male
But this is no ordinary tale
To add some more quirks
I dressed them in skirts
With Scottish kilts,you can never fail!

I'm also blogging at Princess of Procrastination for the April A-Z. Please stop by!